Lemon Jokes

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Lenin Jokes More Lenin Jokes

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Tupperware Jokes More Tupperware Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Lisp Jokes More Lisp Jokes

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!