Lemon Jokes

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

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What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."