Lemon Jokes

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Because he had lime disease

Mine's embalming fluid.

He made melon-ade

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

So the other side could get to him

To get to the udder side

A snake with a lisp!

A chicken Caesar salad.

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

He got Lemonaids.

They both like a tight seal

To find a tight seal.

Red hairing.

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

A syntax error.

Lemon Jokes

Where do lemons go to jail?

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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How do you help a lemon?

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

Where did you get so many lemons?

Why did the lemon turn green?

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

What do you give to a lemon in need?

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