Lemon Jokes

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Sherlock Jokes More Sherlock Jokes

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Who's there! Brent! Brent who?

Brent out of shape!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

What is lemonade?

When you help an old lemon across the street.