What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black Vin Diesel smell like Vinegar.