What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.