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What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.