Vinegar Jokes

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!