What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!