What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic