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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.