What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

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What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.