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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic