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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black Vin Diesel smell like Vinegar.