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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond