What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!