What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!