What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.