What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.