You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
With a pumpkin patch.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.