What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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What are you doing today?

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Your mom.

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In disguise.

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A flightoplankton.

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

Military Base Jokes More Military Base Jokes

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major