What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Military Base Jokes More Military Base Jokes

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major