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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Military Base Jokes More Military Base Jokes

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major