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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Military Base Jokes More Military Base Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified