Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.