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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.