Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.