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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden