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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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He ran out of cocaine.

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Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.