Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.