Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.