Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden