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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents.

Vice President Jokes More Vice President Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.