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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Five more years of Cameron

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Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

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Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.