Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What is the most military day of the year?

March 4th.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.