Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

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A condescending con descending.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.