Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.