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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern