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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern