What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Looking sharp.

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We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...