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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...