What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.