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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal