A cannibal
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Mt. Rushmore
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
The cold shoulder.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Unevening.
An avalanche
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A happy pit bull.
