What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.