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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.