What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What is the cat's favourite TV show?

The evening mews!

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...