What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...