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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.