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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between U and I?

J

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.