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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized