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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

What is the difference between an American and a Canadian?

69 cents.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'