How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"