How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.