Remain Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

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Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

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View Jokes More View Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's a boxers favorite joke?

Punchline.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline