Remain Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)