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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.