When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.