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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.