When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.