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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.