What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What color is ice?

Hielo.