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What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.