None, the room is already lit.
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
A soccer match.
Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
420 graze it
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
