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What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

Firecracker Jokes More Firecracker Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!