What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.