How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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What can I get you Mr. President?

P

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

Birdy

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.