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How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p