How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!