How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.