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How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.