How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u