What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk