What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.