April Sale - 20% Off

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.