What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.