What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF