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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

How to annoy a Redditor?

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.