What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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Where do shadowbanned Redditors go?

To the PAO Camp.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.