The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
The egg actually gets laid!
Dead people had lives.
Just turn on the sprinkler.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
They saw it as a sign to pare.
Motorist: I was only following orders.