What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar