What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.