What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.