What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

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What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome