What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

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How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.