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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Beautiful Girl Jokes More Beautiful Girl Jokes

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Trainer Jokes More Trainer Jokes

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.