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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

And "What's a gym "

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Beautiful Girl Jokes More Beautiful Girl Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

Trainer Jokes More Trainer Jokes

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!