How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

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What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.