Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola