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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"