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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola