Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language?

A Bulgarity.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola