Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What the 0 said to the 8?

Nice belt, dude!

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola