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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola