Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.