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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.