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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs