Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.