What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.