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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl