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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.