What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.