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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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How do you save a drowning black family?

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."