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What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.