What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(