What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.