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What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Why do we need to die?

Chickens