What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

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How did you get those horrible burns?

Flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.