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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there! Annetta! Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Bloke Jokes More Bloke Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.