What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

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What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.