What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.