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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

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