What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Bloke Jokes More Bloke Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.