What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.