What do you call a bloke with a bus on ...

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Bloke Jokes More Bloke Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!