Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.