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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!