Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!