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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.