Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks