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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.