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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

Got a pencil and worked it out.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!