Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.