Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today