Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers