Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work