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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.