Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.