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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

What did one bell say to the other?

Be my valenchime!