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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.