Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.