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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move