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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.