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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.