What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.