What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.