What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.