What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.