What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.