What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.