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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Reprimand Jokes More Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.