Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Grant Money Jokes More Grant Money Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions