Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.