Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Reprimand Jokes More Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.