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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.