The purr-rimiter.
Cats can't drive!
A frog -- it croaks every night.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Bolt upright.
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
A receding hairline.