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Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...