Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.