Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
Half a cat.
Half a cat
Half a dog
Half a dog!
Half-a-dog!
It had a bleed on its tail fin.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
A horse and rider.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
With a knife!
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
Names.
Nobody's limbs.
A melon collie!
A double crosser.
King's Landing
Because he was always spotted.
When they are read.
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
