Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
A sense of humor.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Free of charge, of course.
A Shilling, of course.
Neosporin.
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
Half a cheetah.
Half-a-dog!
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Because it's inefficient!
Teutonic Plates.
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