Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
Danke memes
A Neo Hotzi
Neosporin.
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.
Because it's inefficient!
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
All three of them.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
Half a dog
Half a dog.
With clickbait, of course!
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
Poop.
A very wet sense of humor
