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Absolutely Sense Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Paper Cut Jokes More Paper Cut Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.