Absolutely Sense Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

You might also enjoy:

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

Paper Cut Jokes More Paper Cut Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.