Absolutely Sense Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Paper Cut Jokes More Paper Cut Jokes

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke