Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
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Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
An accountant without the sense of humour.
Because it's inefficient!
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Do you even have a permit for this survey?!
A helium polymer.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
Neosporin.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
A rebel without a gauze
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
He has a reptile dysfunction.