Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
Dad jokes
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because deep down they're real nice
Mi Kase es su Kase.
A Shilling, of course.
The lavatory, of course!
Nun.
None, because they can't change anything.
Neosporin.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Half a cat
Half a dog.