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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!