Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Have everybody chip in.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
A full set of teeth.
On the world wide web.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
A Doctor.
Because he didn't feel well.
Because he had a Halloweenie!
When he's a miner.
They both downed spirits.
About 204 days.
Wryly.
A sourpuss!
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
When a woman rejects feminism.
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
