There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Have everybody chip in.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Because it got fired!
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
There was a lot of reposting to do
By reposting it every week!
It was hard to make a living.
In a God Dam House!
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Extra virgin oil.
Buster tire can I use your phone!
Because it keeps the Doctor away!
You don't get a lollipop afterwards
To break on through to the other side.
