27 Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Estimate Jokes More Estimate Jokes

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.