Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Have everybody chip in.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
They all died Jung.
Because he had my grains
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Look Ma, no hands!
Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
A change is as good as a rest!
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
Oprahs Black
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
A statue of a dog!
Holy smokes.
