Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Have everybody chip in.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
A full set of teeth.
They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
They all died Jung.
A doctor.
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Because he had my grains
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
