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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.