March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Previous Random Joke Next
Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Extra Virgin Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin Oil Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.