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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.