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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.