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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

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Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.