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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

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Whose the most vague person in the Military?

General Direction.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.