What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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Whose the most vague person in the Military?

General Direction.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.