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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.