What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)