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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)