What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)