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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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I'll column later.

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Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Mentally in-stable.

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Yo get off me, homes!

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!