Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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What did the voltage say to the current?

What's up, ohmie

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!