What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.