What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.